Strategy

Look! A monkey!

You don't see it?

Ahh! A purple people eater!

No?

Look out! A rogue elephant!

You don't think so?

Sputnik!

The Space Age is over?

A falling piano!

Just a rock group?

Little Green Men from Mars!

No, I don't believe in Area 51 either.

A pretty woman!

You're married?

A MiG jet!

You'd prefer seeing a stealth?

Free chocolate samples!

Oh! Get me one too!

No chocolate samples?

Alas, checkmate.