Shut the door

To drown out the screams

And don't tell dad I'm crying

I want him to think of me as a man

How'd you get in here anyway?

The key?

No...there isn't one.

No worries

It's not that big of a deal, maybe I'll make a lock and have a key

You always have good ideas.

Mom told me last night that you have a girlfriend...

How's that workin' out?

She cute?

They always are

Well

Good for you.

Now shut the door, to muffle my crying

And

Remember

Don't tell dad.