4Angry Senior Praised for Getting in Fight with Group of Freshmen
Yesterday, an abnormally large group of freshmen clogged the hallways of Saline High School. Everybody was wondering what the hold up was, and expected it was something important. Veri-nice Kidd, who had to work that afternoon, decided to find out was going on. When he got up to the group of freshmen and saw that it wasn't anything important, he politely asked them to move. Obviously, the stubborn freshman refused to move.
"We had way too much gossip to catch up on! I only see these people, like, five times a day!" said one of the freshmen, after the incident. One of Veri-nice's friends commented that Veri-nice had a bad day yesterday, and that "the freshmen incident was just icing on the cake," and that's why there was a fight.
An anonymous teacher commented, "Nobody likes them cluttering the halls. Every morning, this one group of particularly annoying freshmen stand outside my classroom. They don't move until after the bell rings, which means that many of my students are late. If students are late because my room is blocked, how am I supposed to know who is late because of other reasons? That student is okay in my books, somebody needed to teach those freshmen a lesson!"
Author's Note- Short but sweet. Not based on fact, well...loosely. The whole hall cluttering thing is true, but the fight isn't. I made it up for some humor for English class. It was the assignment. SATIRE. Cold, hard, humor. If it isn't humorous, that's your opinion...my class disagrees with you then.