Singles' Awareness Day!

By: WolfOfBloodMoon

All the shops are filled with candy hearts

And mushy love cards

Everyone around you gets a cute bear

Holding a heart and giving a sweet stare

All the girls giggle at what they got

And you think "I hope they get shot"

But if you're like me and you walk through the hall

You see all those couples and you hope they fall

And if you're like me and you see those cute bears

You want to rip off their heads and step on those sweet stares

And that's when you realize on that horrid day

You know you're single and the price you pay

You see all those girls getting cute little shit

And the guys talk of the sex they'll get

And you once again realize, in a somber way

That today…must be Valentine's Day.