34That big purple dinosaur, Barney
He really makes me uncomfy
He always got that goofy grin
And all the while he has no chin!
He sings and dances and swings around
Reminding me of a certain clown
Who has a phony, dummy voice
With which he tricks lil girls and boys
He fills those heads with lots of lies
He makes vegetables sound like pies!
He turns tooth-brushing into a game
He does it all without a shame!
But you know what scares me the most?
Well—if he got fired as a host
They'd only find someone as wacky
Such as, you know, that purple teletubby