ROOMATES:

Mya- Age: 17 Comments: I may live in Chester England but England lasses must be sassy, meoow!

Chris- Age: 18 Comments: I just wanna holler out that I will not be attracted and get in a fight with absolutely anyone.

George- Age: 16 Comments: I am not the kind of guy who walks out on the street and picks a penny up.

Ralph- Age: 22 Comments: I come in peace, I am your father.

Michelle- Age: 16 Comments: I come from GA. Happy to meet you.

Tammy- Age: 17 Comments: Don't be fooled by my sexiness. Hun.

At The House

"I have never, ever lived in a apartment and I won't now!" said Mya as she set her luggage down and headed for the bathroom. Tammy and George walked into the kitchen and looked into the hot tub that sat on the right corner of the table. They looked at eachother. And then ran to the others.

"Me and George found a hot tub" Tammy said as she ran to her leopard skinned suitcase. She grabbed her white and pink polka-dotted bikini and ran into the bathroom. Mya yells as she came from the living room. "Anybody gay or a lez here?"

"No, not that I know of" said Michelle.

"Eww, perhaps anyone would like some Scottish Red Whine Brandy?" asked Ralph as he set a thermos down. Immediately George sat down, and took a flower colored cup out of Ralph's bag.

Private Interview With Michelle

Interviewer: "How are the roommate's so far?

Michelle: "Eh, so far, Mya has been a little bossy".

Interviewer: "Well, I'll call you back and see if it changes?"

Michelle: "You Bet!"

Next Morning

"Who is going to make breakfast?" asked Mya as she got up and stretched. "Uh, if you're hungry lil miss bossy get some yourself!" said Michelle as she got up to pour some more coffee in her coffee cup. "Well, I had a maid back home and I am not missing her here!" said Mya as she got dressed and then went out to the bakery.

Private Interview with Chris

Interviewer: "Did Mya get dressed right in fronr