Most of the arguments that I get into are compleatly pointless, so I present an example of one such argument, along with a simple question, why?

An Argument:

Hello, I hit my head this morning.

Do you remember where I left your keys?

I'm sorry I didn't do the dishes last night;

Do you think I could have a one night reprieve?

Is there some way I could help,

To fix this mess we've made?

This isn't where I parked the car,

Is there something you have to say about that?

Why didn't you tell me you went out to buy dish soap?

Why are we even arguing about this?

Its stupid, egregious, pointless.

Don't you think we could make better use of time,

Than this rough and tumble fighting?

Don't you think we could do better,

Than what were doing now?