AN: Im not sure this is humourous but I'm still going to put it in that section anyways.

The High life

I failed that test. Couldn't get a bee for a pet.

Where else am I going to get something sweet?

Certainly not from you, honey.

Life's a censured beep.

Alarms should just freeze.

'But we'll find a solution.

Chemistry was never your forte,' says

the maths geek. Freak.

So I flipped the administration

right till there was no class.

Fell into the pot… cruised my blues.

Tried my hand at cooking, burnt

my clock to a crisp.

So it all finally clicked.

Such a waste of another kid.