Long Distance Relationships For The Dumb And Horny

(The Brothels of Love)

I can feel your vulcan chain

I can feel your bigot frame

I don't know much about being happy

But Memories of perennial perfection

Can make you tame

Apples & Oranges can only get you so far

If you think all is well

Turn around and look again

The Armies never end

They can never be defeated

Only You

You seperate sewage

Like a sepal sentry

To serenade a shadow

And find it's not one shade

Your ritual of rivets will never suffice

I want you to know

Your whole life's been a waste

Between the brothels of love

And errors of Avarice

I want you to know

He's not staying true

Cause long distance relationships

For the dumb and horny

All end in waterloo

You and me

We always end in synchrony

You and me

We'll never be just right, impossible

Destiny bring me into the world

Destiny protect me from it

Just because you think it

Doesn't mean I love you

Just because you think it

Doesn't mean I care

Your tedious tendency

Is to lean on me

Your tedious tendency

Is to sleep through it all

I want you to know

Your whole life's been a waste

Between the brothels of love

And errors of Avarice

I want you to know

He's not staying true

Cause long distance relationships

For the dumb and horny

All end in waterloo

He cheats because he can

He cheats because you won't

You're oblivious to the world

To the elaborate endeavor of your honor

Just because you think it

Doesn't mean I love you

Just because you think it

Doesn't mean I care

Destiny bring me into the world

Destiny protect me from it

Destiny bring me into the world

Destiny protect me from it

Cause long distance relationships

For the dumb and horny

All end up in waterloo

Long distance relationships

For the dumb and horny

All end in waterloo