It wasn't very long ago

That I didn't know

Everything

Anything

I knew nothing about you

And the one time that we talked

I was rude, but you were nice

I didn't know it at the time,

But I should've stuck with Rice

You date a girl

Be the best boyfriend

To her

Next day you flirt up her friend

You're a playa

That's fo sho

Now you got the girls hatin' you

And you don't even look somewhat

Like Orlando Bloom

Feelings are definitely a lie

But here's the truth:

You won't get a date if you don't start being real

Never know how far you'll go, but really,

A turn-off is your ego

BACK TO ME!

You told my friends

You told them you liked me

But they didn't warn me

Enough about you

I was thinking how cool you could be

Hey it was you're lucky day

For a week it was going "great"

We talked all the time

Then the "stuff" you said came out

That should have been a sign

You date a girl

Be the best boyfriend

To her

Next day you flirt up her friend

You're a playa

That's fo sho

Now you got the girls hatin' you

And you don't even look somewhat

Like Orlando Bloom

Feelings are definitely a lie

But here's the truth:

You won't get a date if you don't start being real

Never know how far you'll go, but really,

A turn-off is your ego

Can't believe I liked you

But it wasn't all that much

Next week I said "we're done"

Of course you just had

To add the finishing touch

I guess we didn't really "split"

For some reason,

We still talk

I don't like you very much

You need to take a walk

(off a cliff)

You date a girl

Be the best boyfriend

To her

Next day you flirt up her friend

You're a playa

That's fo sho

Now you got the girls hatin' you

And you don't even look somewhat

Like Orlando Bloom

Feelings are definitely a lie

But here's the truth:

You won't get a date if you don't start being real

Never know how far you'll go, but really,

A turn-off is your ego

I don't hate the love game

But I sure do hate the playa

And that's you.