A whole bottle of Aquafina,
4 lanes backed up 4 deep,
And you're telling me what?
You gave me the coupon too late.
And you stuck your stupid credit card in
Before I cleared it, and
There is no option but to
Sign the damn thing and

So caught up in your materials
And capitalism that you show
not even thought and
All you can say is,
I want to use it now!
What are you, three?
Funny, because you look about
And if you try this again,
I'll pee on you.