AN: not one of my best but not the worst either so oh well. I'm just fiddling around lately anyways so constructive criticism would be appreciated.

Foundation for Love

Darling, it's treason. Sometimes

listen to reason cried the foundation

to the spot. Right, on the dot.

So apply me with a spatula

or a shovel to be exact.

It's fact. That foundation or

a cake looks prettier with your

face full. Yum. That's the way

to att(fake)rackt the boys.

So when he sees you, wants to

please you. The morning after.

How could he run for his life?