If only my toes were a little bit longer
The hair on my legs a little bit shorter.
If only my skin were a little bit whiter
If only my thighs were a little bit tighter
If only nose were a little bit smaller
If only my eyes were a little bit wider
If my waist and my brows were a half inch finer
Then maybe I'd be a bit less of a whiner
I've tried lotions and creams and mudpacs daily
Usual cosmetics, but my mirror is failing.
Low fat, low carb, mikshakes and calpol
If the scales don't move, I'm using the scalpel.
Detox diets; avoiding confection
15-a-day fruits for a perfect complexion.
Lasers and botox, all money can reach
And if nothing works, I'm bathing in bleach.