A/N: hope you like this! I was inspired when I thought; no-one ever writes poems about cheese… not that I know of, anyway… so I decided to write one myself! It's completely random and silly but funny. Please read and review!

There once was some cheese

That sat upon bread

Its yellowy cheesiness

Being raised to my head.

But as I opened my mouth

To shove it inside

It leaped off to run

To catch it, I tried

It danced over east

Then west, then south,

Oh! How I wanted to

Shove it in my mouth.

"Come back!" I cried

But to no avail.

"Never!" It replied

And I started to wail.

"Your calcium I need

Or I face osteoporosis!"

The cheese laughed, impossibly,

For it had no mouth or noses.

I was wondering how

This could come to an end

When the cheese said,

"Let's make a deal, friend."

"What do you offer?" I asked,

Raising a knife,

"You eat another,"

The cheese asked, real nice.

'No!" I cried, and

Lunged for its throat,

"You are mine. You were born

To be eaten!" I croaked.

Then before I had realized

It cut off my head!

I didn't see it coming.

"Oh CRAP!" I declared.

The cheese stood above me

With wide cheesy smile.

I don't think I'll be eating

Cheese for a while!

A/N: weird, huh? Read and review!