Pachinko- A Japanese gambling game

played on a vertical pinball machine.

When kids do their homework

and wives are faithful to their husbands.

When men go home after work

instead of to a bar.

When grandparents don't die

and mothers don't have abortions.

When 3rd graders don't swear

and 12th graders go to college.

When adults only remember

their grandparents describing

their grandparents making bombs,

and living in the sewer with the rats.

When kids go outside

instead of playing video games

and teens don't look at porn

or go to school in just their underclothes

or with a gun.

Then I'll fly back to America

to be happy with you.