I'm not really clumsy

My cats aren't vicious

I've never handled birds

And I don't do the dishes

I know just what I'm doing

It is not a harmless game

I find the wounds quite lovely,

Well worth the stinging pain

I've been disparaged in the past

For my morbid imagination

Yes, I do apply it somewhere

But I can't reveal which station

Through all these false assumptions

I wish everyone could see

The only person I have ever hurt

Just happens to be me