One day, a girl called Sarah was walking down the street, whistling innocently.

When suddenly a man jumped out from behind a tree with a machine gun. He shot everyone but her (and her friends but they aren't important).

"Arrgh! What did you do?" she screamed. The crazy guy swept her up in his arms.

"We will be together now!" He exclaimed, eye twitching. "No one can stop us!"

She screamed, and Jared Padalecki came and saved her.

Then a cat leapt out, thrown by the crazy lady from The Simpson's, and scratched Jared. He yelled, Sarah screamed, and Jared turned into a cat!

"Awwww, cute kitty. I'm going to call you Jared," Sarah exclaimed. The cat gave her an annoyed look as he jumped into her hands.

Then the crazy guy with a machine gun came out again. "We will get married tonight!" he screamed. "And no one can stop us- FOOLS!" MUAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAhAAHAHA!"

Sarah ran, dropping Jared to fend for himself. "Arrgh! Not him again! I don't want to marry you!"

Suddenly they found themselves in a haunted mansion.

"What are we doing here?" Miranda asked.

"Miranda! You're alive! I thought the crazy guy killed you," Sarah exclaimed.

Miranda shrugged. "Meh. The author wanted someone else to come into this stupid random story, so I came back to life. So did Bridie and Nardia, but Ashleigh's now resting in peace." She and Sarah bowed their heads.

"Okay, moment's over, let's get outta here," Sarah said loudly. Miranda nodded and they headed towards the door.

Then they got hit by a truck and died.

And the moral of the story is; always look before you cross the road.

A/N: so, did you like it? One of my friends and I wrote it together at a moment of boredom. R&R!