The Ballad of Danny Dicknose

My ex is a fucking dick.

Once upon a time, not so long ago

Lived a not-so-fine fellow that I don't wanna know

Isn't he a douchebag, isnt' he a bitch?

If only he were to land upside down in a ditch!

Waiting with bated breath at the end of each day

When all else fails, perhaps I will pray?

'Dear Father, hear my words

Annihilate that dumb bastard!

I promise to be good; I'll even be nice

Only bring about this douchebag's demise."

Only Daniel still lives, and I must say

I run out of patience, day after day

Perhaps I myself will dispose of the bloke?

"Goodbye, Danny Dicknose- hope you fuckin' choke!"