You say you have friends.

The fact is that you lie.

You are only pretend.

Which is why you cry.

You torment every stranger,

possess abundant foes,

making your own danger,

and causing your own woes.

Your life is very boring.

You never leave the house.

Your boyfriend must be snoring.

You are just like a louse!

You should stop pretending, accept reality.

Stop niggling people, and stop bullying me.