An inverted controversial
With a smile cut out of lies
From some plastic magazine
Full of faked celebrities
Reputations crumbling before your very eyes

I've seen a girl in a wedding dress
I sure hope she doesn't cross her fingers-

(yet)

And oh, oh, can you hear those sirens wailing in neon lights?
All the police have cracked out their machine guns tonight
The helicopters are doing their famous scanning-of-the-skyline
I bet they haven't checked the fabled Underground

-that's where you're bound to be-

(Try Euston)

Extroverted expose
Tailored for the tabloids
Oh, dear, aren't they so-dirt-cheap
Hounded up the broadsheets
Its all about the Z-listers and football's golden boys

I've seen a girl in a wedding dress
It's her funeral so I sure hope she looks her very-

(best)

And oh, oh, can you hear those sirens wailing in neon lights?
All the police have cracked out their machine guns tonight
The helicopters are doing their famous scanning-of-the-skyline
I bet they haven't checked the fabled Underground

-that's where you're bound to be-

And oh, oh, can you hear those sirens wailing in neon lights?
All the police have cracked out their machine guns tonight
The helicopters are doing their famous scanning-of-the-skyline
I bet they haven't checked the fabled Underground

-that's where you're bound to be-

(Try Euston)

I've seen a girl in a wedding dress
I sure hope she doesn't cross her fingers-

(yet)