Crash-Course to Teenhood

I was fourteen

When they decided to teach me

All the things they knew

I learned, sure

How to flirt with boys

How to dance like I was flying

How to give blowjobs in a bathroom

Teenager in a can

I learned to play pool

Topless for attention

("even if you suck, they'll watch you")

Life- as a comic strip

They showed me to hold

Smoke until I was nice-

And high

It's not gonna hurt anything

To show some skin

But not too much- yet

("everyone will be watching- wanting")

They did the thinking for me

Life- as a comic strip

A/N: Most of this isn't true at all, and some is mutilated truth- like the topless pool.

It was air hockey.