This is a compilation of numerous short stories I have written, as long as there is nothing in the rules of against my posting these in this fashion, I will post each short story I write that I feel is worth sharing with you. Some of these stories have actual plots, some of them, like this first one, have no meaning whatsoever. So, please, sit back and enjoy and if you find any errors in any of these stories, please let me know.

- Fork

Down from the mountain of make-believe tumbled the voluptuous vulture whose candy cane was three times his own width. As the mighty willow wallowed in its own self-pity the rabbit of Fez flew towards the green spiky thing, whilst chewing on her Uncle Roberts mule. Then the evil wicked sinner spit on a slice of punkin pie and gobbled up the dastardly delicious cheesecake with his marshmallows tied behind the back of a Rooster. The queer stocking stuffer, then, cried out, "I hate lemons!" and did a back flip upon the Zebra named Zachariah Zephaniah. Then the aforementioned Xylophone was placed at the top of Mount Zion as the Sherpas of Katmandu played "While by My Sheep" upon their noggins. Then, as the red moon arose from the Christmas Tree of Hatred, the weird one-eyed crows began to peck at the fat plumber and his massively enormous bucket of Windex. Then, just when all hope seemed lost, the Albatross of Albuquerque happened upon the Master Sword and began to belt out the lyrics to "I Want It That Way." "When would the terror end?" many horrified costumers of Wal-Mart cried out at the sight of a watermelon that looked like Abraham Lincoln. As the grandeur of the Elephant's majesty shone throughout the land and all who spoke of more than three things at a time trembled in fear at the sight of a radish. Then as the sun finally began to peek out over the rims of the foothills of make-believe the last beast of foul design was slain and the vulture king declared victory, and everybody was saved!