Hi my name is Mana …shifty eyes…. I made a convenient little schedule to help my day along! …Its not real….
4:00am: Wake up
4:10-5: Ponder why you wake up so early
5:00 :stare into abyss
5:45:eat
6:00 Annoy innocent bystander…
6:30: challenge ninja to battle (cause I am kool like that)
6:31: win
7:00: Find a bunch of random people and stare at them until they feel so awkward the ask you why you are there.
7:03: Ignore question and keep glaring…
8:00am:talk to inadement objects
9:30 Ask self why you talk to objects while repeatedly hitting your hear on a wall
10:45 – 1:45- read Manga
2:00: eat
2:45 : finish every sentence with " for so the prophets fore told." Just to annoy people
3:00 hang out in elevator
3:10-press every button while singing Mary has a little lamb
3:20-make explosion noise every time someone presses a button
3:30-pick up purse , loom inside and say " have enough air in there?"
3:45—wait until complete silence and say " is that you beeper?"
5:00—Stare into abyss….again
6:00—death wish every one on your: LIST OF DOOM!"
7:00pm—have tea
7:45—kill another assain out to kill you
7:47—Draw self fake eyebrows
8:00—wiggle your non-existing eyebrows
8:45 - look out window and make sure no one saw you..
9:20—go to bed
9:45- law awake because you just remembered you cant sleep without being possessed by your inner demon.
10:00—Annoy people
11:00 -Go to church
12:00 Annoy more people
12-3 – pretend to sleep
4:00am-repeat….