Paper wads and neutrons

Scientific mumbo jumbo

Confusing definitions

Paper planes are flying

I swear to you

The teacher's lying

Bunsen burners

Heatproof mats

The gas is on

Don't light that match!

Experiments and writing

Planets and spaces

Snoring students with

Expressionless faces

Physics and questions

Atoms, forensics,

This class seems like a waste

With much compliance

And this is just a taste

Of year nine science