There once was a pencil named melvin. He was thr sexiest pencil in the land and loved by all. Suddenylu one day, he was killed in the most gruesome wayt; shards went everyone.

He shouldn't hsve messed with the banana republic nd Andrew Barlass for they rule this planet and all its olonies.

Erik the pencil was aloser and grew up t obeocme a doctor. Wat does that tell tyou?