Mommy's Got a Body and Your Boyfriend Thinks So Too

By: Amanda and Megan

She came early in the morning,

Thought I couldn't hear the door,

I didn't need a warning,

I could hear her hooker-heels

Tap, tap, tapping on the floor.

I asked her where she'd been,

She said she was alone,

But I could smell a sin,

And my boyfriend's cheap cologne.

I asked him once; he said nothing's going on,

I asked him twice,

Then gave him some advice,


She knows that I know,

You know that I know,

That something's going on,

Between you and my mom.

If you wanna take a chance

To get inside her pants

And risk everything we had,

Then you'll have to face my dad.