If all your classes are A.P,

And you take two sciences in a day,

If your favorite subject's Chemistry,

And you see Physics as the way,

You just might be a nerd.

If Dungeons and Dragons is your favorite sport,

And glasses are your favorite clothes,

If you've never wanted someone to court,

And if all jocks are your foes,

You just might be a nerd.

If you know in what Tatooine docking bay,

The Millennium Falcon sat at rest,

And you know very well and can quickly say

it's a YT-1300 Corellian Transport at its best,

You just might be a nerd.

If Dexter is your role model,

And it looks a tornado hit your room,

And you buy potassium by the bottle,

Just to make a boom,

You just might be a nerd.

If non-baryonic matter is way cool to you,

And you can explain the M-theory,

And if you know why the sky is blue,

And you find social life quite dreary,

You just might be a nerd.