Attack of the Killer Shrimp!

One day, Bob was walking his dog. It was a beautiful summer day and there were flowers, butterflies and all that crap. Bob threw a Frisbee and his dog ran after it. As the dog ran past a tree though, A KILLER SHRIMP JUMPED OUT AND KILLED THE DOG!

"Oh no!" shouted Bob "Attack of the killer shrimp! I must tell the president!"

Fortunately the president was out walking his dog too.

"Run Mr. President! There's killer shrimp out!"

The president laughed. "You silly person, there's no such thing."

But it was too late. The Shrimp jumped out, AND BIT OFF THE PRESIDENT'S HEAD! Then it SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT!

"I'd better warn everyone," shouted Bob. So he ran down the street shouting, "Run! Attack of the killer shrimp!"

But everyone just stood and laughed. "You're crazy."

But even as they said this AN ARMY OF KILLER SHRIMP ATTACKED THEM AND SUCKED OUT THEIR BRAINS!

"I need to warn the world!" shouted Bob.

"NOT SO FAST!" one of the shrimp said, the biggest one who was also wearing a crown. "I'M THE SHRIMP KING! AND I SHALL KILL YOU ALL! BWA HA HA HA HA!"

But Bob was smarter than that. Bob knew the shrimp's only weakness:

"Lasagna!"

"WHAT?" shouted the king.

But it was too late; Bob was flinging lasagna at the shrimp, who were dying of a bad flavor combination.

"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF M-"

Bob the splat the king in the face and he died.

And the world was saved.