Don't you dare claim that you wish you were an only child, because you don't know just how lonely it is.
Don't you dare claim that your brother is annoying because he would jump at the chance to play video games with you.
Don't you dare claim that you sister is a pest because she's the one who can take care of you after the break-up.
Don't you dare claim that you wish your mother would butt out of your life. She questions you because she cares not because she wants to butt into your life.
Don't you dare claim that you wish your dad would ease up and let you do whatever you want when he's only trying to help you become a better person.
Don't you dare claim that your grandparents are overbearing and dote on you way too much because they don't get to see you that often and just cherish the time they have with you.
Don't you dare claim that your cousin is too childish because they like to have fun with the simpler things; you should try it, it may be fun for you as well.
Don't you dare claim that your best friend betrayed you by telling you something is wrong or bad for you because they are only looking out for what they think is best for you and will cause you the least bit of pain.
Don't you dare just blame him if he cheats on you with your best friend. She's your best friend, she should have shown better judgment.