I try to avoid your insane conversation
Can't seem to do it, as hard as I try
Each question leads to a whole explanation

Whenever you talk it causes frustration
You make everyone want to crawl off and die
I try to avoid your insane conversation

You think you're the expert on all of creation
If I want a straight answer, then you're not the guy
Each question leads to a whole explanation

Wherever you go there's some weird situation
You bitch and bewitch and you prod and you pry
I try to avoid your insane conversation

You feel like the world needs a good education
And if anyone asks for a few reasons why
Each question leads to a whole explanation

I've never seen someone cause such trepidation
I wonder, should I have a laugh or a cry?
I try to avoid your insane conversation
Each question leads to a whole explanation