"Am I crazy?"

"No, not at all."

"… You're being sarcastic, aren't you."


"But I'm not really that crazy, am I?"

"Well, you aren't clinically insane-"

"Thank you! And those girls at school said I was…"

"-but to their credit, they're partially right."


"You asked my opinion and I'm giving it."

"I know, but… What makes me so crazy, anyway?"

"You named your cat Purple."

"What's wrong with that? Purple is a perfectly good name for a cat!"

"It's weird, that's what it is."

"Doesn't make me crazy! … Ah! Squirrel!"

"Fine, it makes you weird. And so did that."

"No it didn't, and being weird isn't the same as being crazy."

"(Yes it did.) And yet they're used almost synonymously…"

"You're being mean again."

"When am I not being mean?"

"… Never. Why do I even bother talking to you?"

"'Cause you're crazy."

Written for class and yes, it's supposed to be completely random. Review.