What if the boss took off his shirt?
Then none of us would go to work
What would you think of that fat jerk
I took up spacing because I hate life.
What if Hitler settled to write reviews?
And expected a little less out of the Jews
His nightmare, to not make the 5:00 news
I took up spacing because I hate life.
What if Bush would have passed the test?
And not failed like half the rest
What would you think - half, at best
I took up spacing because I hate life.
What if murder was legal,
And pot was only available to be recreational?
Would our lives in society fail
I took up spacing because I hate life.