A/N- Yay for updates! Two things I would like to clear up at this point and time. Ahem...
1. Yes, this is an all dialog story.
2. Yes, it will stay that way.
That's it. Oh yeah, remember to review, it will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!
Finding Rome
Learning by Observation
St. Mark Hospital, Psychiatric Center hotline, how may I help you?
There's a guy in my apartment who claims he's an alien.
All right… Is he a patient here?
I don't know.
What's his name?
He says it's Rome, but I don't think that's his real name.
Does he suffer from any diagnosed psychiatric condition?
I don't know.
Do you know anything about this man?
No.
What's he doing in your apartment?
I picked him up at the park.
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Not like that! He just kind of followed me home.
You let a strange man who claims to be an alien into your home?
Hey, what's with the attitude lady?
Please calm down sir. Do you consider him to be a danger to either himself or others?
Nah, he's kinda helpless.
I'll make an appointment for him to see one our doctors at a later time then.
What? No. Come take him away right now.
We're extremely busy right now.
Are you kidding me lady? This guy's saying he's from PLUTO. I mean I just had to teach him how to use a toilet! And you want to make an appointment?
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. I've got an opening for Thursday at 8am.
Thursday? That's in four days. What am I supposed to do with him until then?
Find out his name and health insurance plan, otherwise you will be billed for the consult.
What?
Thank you for calling, good-bye.
Hey!
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Bitch.
You have a dog?
I thought I told you to stay in the kitchen.
I ate some meat you had in the cold box, and now I do not feel very good.
You ate raw meat?
You are supposed to cook it?
Yes.
Oh.
I'm going to sleep. If you're gonna barf use the toilet.
What is barfing?
You'll know soon enough.
All right.
Why are you following me again?
I am going to watch you sleep.
NO, you're not!
But I need to learn how to do it, and I learn best by observation.
I'm gonna close this door, if you even think about opening I will kill you. Understood?
You have sparkly eyes.
SLAM
None of your Business?
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None of your Business, I think I need to do that barfing thing now.