21Attack Of The Killer Shrimp III
Switch Blade
Prologue
B.I. was jogging next to the highway one morning when he suddenly tripped on a duck.
"Oh f-duck!" shouted B.I. angrily.
This was the third duck he had tripped on this morning. It was driving him mad.
"I'll teach you a lesson, you, you... DUCK!"
B.I. grabbed the duck and threw it onto the highway. It instantly hit a car and exploded. Feeling satisfied, B.I. continued his morning jog, only to trip on another duck a few seconds later.
"Where do they keep coming from?!" demanded B.I. to no one in particular.
B.I. picked the duck up and held it to his ear. He could hear a ticking noise inside it.
Finally unable to figure out what the ticking was, (B.I. must not be very bright,
B.I. threw the duck out at the highway again. Once again, the duck hit a car and exploded.
An evil grin crossed B.I.'s face. He got another duck and threw it at a car. It exploded. B.I. did it again. It exploded again.
This continued for another few minutes until B.I. Ran out of ducks. Then he jogged away laughing to himself.
As he left he heard voices talking off in the bushes.
"Curses! They didn't blow up in time."
"At this rate, we'll never kill him."
B.I. Stopped laughing. (Although he did chuckle a little bit)
A.N. No ducks were harmed in the writing of this story.