2A/N: Thanks for reading. Oh, and.. Sorry; a few of these are in Myspace IM/MSN mode. (A/N continued at bottom..)
1
4-H leader: Now besides it being obviously illegal, what's another bad thing about cannibalism?
Logan: There's no real good sauce to go with human...
2
Teacher: Union?
Will: Justice and Confidence.
(Union is a parish in Louisiana. Union, Justice, and Confidence is the Louisiana motto. The real parish seat of Union, of course, is Farmerville.)
3
Ethon: puts on white mask
Zach: Hey, it's an improvement!
4
(talking about the band Saving Jane)
Razz: I like "Nicotine"
Razz: starts laughing
Me: What...?
Five seconds later... Me: OH!
5
(At the pep rally)
Me: Well. I guess he didnt come because they didnt wear the school colors, make a poster, or anything...
Ixi: He made a poster. He came in the room and got it..
Me: No. he didn't...
Ixi: Yes, he did. He bumped your elbow!
Me: Oh... I'm such an idiot! I thought that was ASHLEY!
6
Joyce: So what do you do to GET a book? You go to the library. So I took the bus. Went to the library in my hot outfit and sunglasses. So when I got there.. IT WAS CLOSED. I was like: you've got to be kidding me! It opened at 2 and it was only 12, so I went back home on the stupid bus that's always late. And then I went back again. So it was open.. and I scared the hell out of me. God, SO MANY BOOKS! So I walked 'round, half of the titles I didn't even understand so I ended up at the kids section. I was like.. Joyce.. you're 19. You don't read these books. DO YOU?! Well it appears that I do. Because the RL Stine books are just TOO GOOD 3 So I got two books. Went to the lady and was like.. I wanna buy these books. She was like.. don't you mean rent? I was like. Yeah whatever. Same thing. So she was like.. do you have a pass? I was like... YES! I do have one. So I gave it to her, she scanned it and was like.. you're subscription ended two years ago. I looked at her really funny and thought she was joking. Apparentely she wasn't. So i had to get a new stupid pass. So then she scanned the books, and was like.. how old are you? I was like: I'm 19. She was like.. but these are books...for kids. Me: They're for my sister. Her: Then she should get her own pass, she cant get books on your pass. I was like: FINE! They're for me. Don't tell anyone. So she gave me the books and said I had to return them within three weeks. I HAVE TO READ TWO BOOKS IN THREE WEEKS?! I can't even read ONE page a day!
7
Me + Ixi: He's on HAIR-OIN!
8
Me: You know what's scary?
Nate: Hm?
Me: Lesbians flirting in Russian!
Nate: Oh my God XD What the hell?
9
Me: i dropped a pencil in my printer and had to turn the printer over to get it out... yeah, only i would do that.
Razz: omgwtf?!
Me: i dropped a pencil in my printer... don't ask me how!
Me: it just.. kinda happened..
Razz:: it wuz tryn 2 ekscape
Me: it has nothing to escape from
Razz: pencil: "run awaaaaaaaaaaaaayy!"
10
Razz: su 42-yr-old wuz tryn 2 hook up w/ me
Me: lmfao!
Razz: TT soo terrified
Razz: its nooooot funni, dammit!
Me: haha it is to me!
Razz: siiiiiiiiiiiigh... its not easi being ths irresistable -
11
Ixi and Razz: Banana Phone!
12
Razz: Cameron, are you wearing mascara?
Cameron: No..
Me: Aww, he forgot to take it off last night!
13
Greg: Drew likes David!
Me: Aww, Greg has a crush on Drew!
14
Zach 2: Who are Papa Roach?
15
Ixi: I kill you!
Me: Jeffree Star will kill you!
16
Hunter: to the tune of Crazy by Gnarles Barkley Bicuits and GRAAAAAVY! Biscuits and GRAAAAAVY!
17
Hunter:"I'd put the puppy in the microwayave."
Ben:"What would you do when the police came to get ya?"
Hunter:"I'd put the sheriff in the microwayave."
18
Some girl: "I was blowing up some balloons with my mouth for my boyfriend and they sank to the ground. Well I picked one up, looked at it, dropped it, and it sank. I picked another one up, looked at it, dropped it and it sank. I looked at it again, turned to my mom, and said 'I think my air is broken or something,'' and my mom said 'You have to put helium in it to make it float' and I said 'No you don't'!"
19
in the middle of class
Zach: completely out of the blue You can never have enough tofu!
Teacher:...Get out.
20
Random guy: "So you guys are from Louisiana?"
Us: "Yeah.."
Guy: "Are you related to Britney Spears?"
Friend's Mom: If we were, do you really think we would admit it?
A/N: This one is kinda short, but I promise in the future they shall be longer! Next one probably won't be posted for three weeks or so, depending on how long it takes people to say funny stuff. AND... I'd like to thank my EVER AWESOME friend, Ixi! For contributing some of these awesome quotes. If you're on neo, go thank her; she's ixigreen32. And if you're on deviantArt, also go thank her! (She's ixipixie32 on there.) Right, so I love you, Ixi! In that totally non-creepy, non-stalker, friend/sister sorta way!
Btw.. Do you people think it's normal when most of the time when people talk to me, they shake their head a lot and sometimes walk' away?
Oh, and another thing... It's not MY fault a couple of these people can't spell... )