Ok all, this is a story by a friend of mine, but she can't post for three days and she wants to post NOW. once she can post on her own she will post the story from the start, but the first chapter, or maybe two, will allways stay on my account.

on the subject of MY story. I hate it. when I am in the mood I may perhaps continue it, but I dislike it.

Now, Without further adoo, the first chapter of "Theirs"


Man: "I love you I love you I love you!"

Woman: "I love you I love you I love you"

Man: "I love you I love you I love you!"

Woman: "I love you I love you I love you"

"Dude, what the hell are we watching?"

"I have no idea, but it's supposed to be the game"

"This isn't the game Mark"

"No shit Sherlock, here, give me the TV guide, we probably have the wrong channel"

"TV guide man? What the hell happened to you?"

"Would you give me the damn guide Brad?"

"Whatever man" said Brad as he threw the guide at his room mate.

"Janet! JANET! Get in here! The movies back on!" yelled the twenty something woman sprawled out on the floor in front of the brand new television.

"I'm coming I'm coming, crap girl, breath!"

"HOOOOLLLLYYYY MAAACCKIIINAWWW WHAT A GOAL!"

"Ummm, I don't think this is the movie….doesn't it go something like 'I love you I love you I love you' etcetera etcetera?"

"Yes, Janet, that is how it is supposed to go….looks like we're picking up the hockey game instead…..On a plus side it looks like the Leafs are actually winning!"

"Cool!"

"WHERE THE HELL IS OUR GAME!?"

" Settle down man, settle down."

"BUT THE LEAFS WHERE WINNING MAN! The LEAFS where WINNING! AGAINST THE SENATORS! That and this 'I love you' crap is driving me up the wall….someone actually write this stuff?"

"There, I think I know what the mater is!"

"And what is that Mark"

"The channels have switched."

"Right."

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" the two women yelled in unison as the leafs scored another goal in the last few seconds of the game, making it their win.

"Well Monica, I think this has been a very successful night off from the job."
"I agree Janet, now if only we didn't have to go back to work tomorrow" As the young woman said this the phone rang. With a brief glance at the call display she sighed "Or rather, now.

You've got Monica here. Yes sir. You want us to come in sir? Of course sir. Yes sir no problem. The game just finished actually. Yes sir, the leafs won, I know sir, absolutely amazing. Yeah, they got the winning goal in the last 5 seconds of the game sir. Yes sir I did tape it. Of course sir, I can bring it in. Alright sir, I'll do that. Yes Janet will come to. Yes she watched it with me. Ok sir. We'll be there soon, just let us grab a shower each, ok, buh bie.

Janet, can I have the first shower this time?...Janet?" The woman looked around the living room for her petit flat mate when she heard the shower starting a few meters down the hall. "Dammit Janet!"

The word NOOOOOO could be heard thorough out the small apartment building "I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LOST!" yelled the disappointed Brad "This night could not get any worse, we lost to the LEAFS man, the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS. Do you understand me Mark!?"

"Yes Brad, I understand, I also understood it the first time, and the second. It stands to reason that I should understand it the twentieth time, and I will understand it the twenty first. On the twenty second time, I will have to kill you. Do we understand this Brad?

"Sorry"

"Yeah" After a few seconds of silence the first few bars of "Conquest" was heard, making both men look at Marks pocket

"Please say they're just playing a cruel joke on us Mark."

"This is the boss we're talking about, you know this, right?"

"Yeah" Brad sighed as mark answered the phone

"What's up? Yes sir, we'll be there in an hour sir. No sir. We lost sir. Yes to the leafs sir. I know sir. I'm aware this is unacceptable sir. No sir, I can do nothing about it sir. Yes I can bring in the tape sir. Ok sir. We'll be there soon.

You get in that shower before me Brad and I will kill you."

"Sir, Janet and Monica are here!" yelled an over perfumed secretary.

"Thank you Susan!" yelled the boss

"Here's the tape sir. Enjoy" said Janet handing the bright blue tape to her long time boss.

"So, what's with calling us in on our one night of a month sir….because it's not overly appreciated."

"Well girls, you remember the reason we hired you in the first place?" Both girls looked at each other with very worried eyes and nodded at their boss. "We think he's back"

After handing over the tape to their boss and lamenting over the loss of their home team the boys finally asked why exactly they where in the office at midnight on their day off. "Remember that guy they where having trouble with down in Toronto a few years ago? We think he's turned up again. I've got some friends over there, and since it's been pretty quiet up here in Ottawa they want you to go down there….even if they did just kick our asses in a game that should have been ours."

"There are two other agents in Canada that we think could help in this case, so I've got my buddy up in Ottawa sending them down to us on the next flight. Girls, let's catch this bastard this time." Both girls stood from the chairs they had basically fallen into when they heard the news and nodded. This time, this guy was theirs. No Matter What.


Hello all. My Alias is Monica. How do you do? I would love to have some feedback on this story. I had a dream the other night abouth the last chapter. SPOILER! I woke up with a huge gasp for air then gasped for about 5 minutes afterward. Scared the hell out of me. It was great. I can't wait to get there.

This is a story that takes place in Toronto. I am familiar with Toronto, I am also familiar with Canada, and have been pretty fed up with the complete lack of canadian storys. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS FICTION. I will throw in tidbits of my life. for example. I LOVE THE WHITE STRIPES. The previously mentioned "Conquest" is redone by the white stripes. there will be ALOT of mention of the white stripes to come. I also love Johny Depp. He won't show up to much in this story, but I just thaught I would mention it.

Any questions you want to ask go ahead. I won't answer them ALL but I may anwer a few.
Hope you had fun reading

Au revoir

Monica