The trouble with free writing is no direction
The trouble with no direction is being lost
The trouble with being lost is getting unlost
The trouble with getting unlost is that it's difficult
The trouble with difficulty is having to work
The trouble with working is putting in effort
The trouble with effort is a lack of frivolity
The trouble with no frivolity is the probability of depression
The trouble with depression is the need for meds
The trouble with medication is the cost of 'em
The trouble with cost is the constant need of money
The trouble with need is battling with a want
The trouble with wanting is a risk of disappointment
The trouble with disappointment is having to spend your
life reading longs lists, such as this one, instead of
doing something meaningful in your otherwise discarded
life because you had the crazy notion that somehow
you could read this and be entertained during the four
minutes it takes the microwave to heat your frozen
dinner before your favorite rerun comes on.