38How Many Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?
Hero: Mino
Villain: Vixo
Idiot: Difo
Lazy-guy: Zuby
Teenaged-Girl: Kale
Goody-two-shoes: Pury
Depressed-guy: Sate
Kale: So umm... Like what the heck is going on, and why is it like, all dark in here?
Pury: No one run, okay? You might trip on someone else.
Difo: It's like being in a whole new world, except in this one there's no stars and the people are just floating voices. Almost like ghosts. Wait... ghosts? AH!
Sate: We're stuck in a dark room never to see the light again!
Mino: Will you guys be quiet?! I'm trying to think here.
Zuby: No objections here.
Vixo: It's so dark in here that no one can see me. He-he-he!
Kale: This darkness is like, totally not cool. I might run into a wall and smear my makeup.
Sate: How can you care about makeup at a time like this?! The next person who will probably see it is the police when they discover our dead bodies!
Vixo: Drats! How did you figure out my secret plan?!
Pury: Let's not lose ourselves now. Remember, as long as we stay together, nothing can happen to us.
Difo: that's easy for you to say. You're just a ghost!
Zuby: I wish I were a ghost. Then I would never get tired.
Pury: Hey who's touching me? (Choking) Stop! (Coughing) This isn't very nice!
Mino: Hold on! (Sound of punching)
Vixo: Ouch! Hey! I only tripped and was trying to stop myself from falling!
Mino: Yeah right!
Sate: See?! We're already at each other's throats!
Difo: Wait a minute! If you all were ghosts then how could you punch each other? Oh my gosh! I have been lied to!
Mino: We can't afford to kill each other at a time like this, Vixo!
Pury: Don't be so hard on him. After all, he did only trip.
Kale: Like umm... guys? I've like found some kind of umm... what is it called again? Oh yeah, a wall!
Difo: A wall? Let me see. (Sound of running followed by a loud thud) Oh, my head! It's a wall alright!
Vixo: With this wall I can, (dare I say it?) RULE THE WORLD!
Sate: With a wall?
Vixo: Shut up!
Zuby: Oh good. Now I have something to rest against.
Mino: Finally, we might be able to examine our surroundings.
Kale: Oh look! It's a... umm... uh... a glowing!
Difo: AH! It's a real ghost!
Pury: No it's not. It's... a light bulb! Come see!
Mino: It is!
Vixo: What?! With that light, I won't be able to sneak up on them!
Sate: It's so dim. It will probably go out in a few seconds.
Pury: Well then, let's change it!
Sate: Does it look like any of us are carrying a light bulb on us?
Difo: Quick, someone get an idea!
Zuby: What good will that do?
Difo: Okay, someone give me a noun.
Kale: A what?
Difo: You know, a noun. A person, Planet, or ring.
Kale: Okay. Umm... how about... a cheese burger?
Difo: Ooh, that's a tricky one. Let me think. Oh yeah! Apple!
Mino: Is that a light bulb over Difo's head?
Difo: Yep! That always appears when I get an idea.
Vixo: Apple?
Pury: Good thinking Difo!
Mino: Okay, here we go. I'll just unscrew the old bulb and put in the new one.
Sate: Don't bother! The new bulb is probably incompatible with the socket!
Vixo: If that new bulb is put in, then it won't be dark anymore and everyone will see me!
Mino: One more turn should do it!
Vixo: NOOOOOO!
Difo: Yea! We're back in the real world!
Zuby: Oh this light is so bright!
Kale: AHH! Don't look at me! My makeup is all messed up!
Sate: This whole time we were just in a little room?
Pury: Yep! And look! There's the door!
Vixo: Now if I could only get out before they could. Then I could lock them all in!
Mino: Hey! Make sure that Vixo is the last one to leave.
Zuby: We have to leave? But I was just getting comfortable.
Kale: I need to find like, a computer! I probably have tons of e-mails by now!
Difo: Well, see ya later.
Sate: I'd rather not.
Mino: Mission accomplished!
Narrator: And after that they all left. But none of them knew that they had just been involved in a highly dangerous experiment involving character interaction. And none of them knew about the bizarre side effects that they would soon be experiencing.
Sate: Aww man! Now I'm all worried!
The End