Just because I'm not athletically inclined
Does not mean you may mock me,
Behind my back or otherwise.
It does not mean you can
Make fun of me,
It does not mean you can
Send those danger-filled balls flying at my face,
And it most certainly does not give you the right to
Mock me to my face.
Just because I don't see a reason for
Hitting a small white ball with a paddle
Does not make me a wimp.
It does not mean I don't know how to play.
Little boy, maybe you should learn a thing or two.
Learn to be a good sport.
Learn to, oh, I don't know,
Play for FUN.
And never, ever mock someone who has a large, heavy paddle,
And who is close enough to
Bash your brains in.