Page 2 of the Gibberish dictionary(page-to-of-the-gib-er-ish dik-shun-air-e)-The page of the gibberish dictionary that starts with a definition of page 2 of the gibberish dictionary.

Evil computer(e-vil com-pew-tour)- You know you have one when A) A steel chair comes flying through your screen B)Whenever you type somthing, everything is misspelled, and there are up to 100 or more Connect Ions in your work.

Smileyian(smi-el-e-ann)-People who speak fluently this can communicate with smileys and only smileys, like this: :-)(i am feeling happy today), ?-)(how about you)? :-/ ( i'm O.K.) N-0(kinda tired). 0.o(what is wrong with you!?), ?:-) -(:0 (its Elvis's birthday!).

Nowhere, Ohio(no-ware o-hi-o)- Where time travel was NOT invented, where aliens were NOT first contacted, where there is NOT a missle silo, NOT a hidden military base, and NOT an experimental honda car that could totally sweep away the compition.

PhobiaPhobia(foe-bee-ya-foe-bee-ya)-The fear of being afraid.

PhobiaPhobiac(foe-bee-ya-foe-bee-ack)-Someone who is afraid of being afraid.

PhobiaPhobiacPhobiac(foe-bee-ya-foe-bee-ack-foe-bee-ya)-Someone who is afraid of people who are afraid of being afraid.

4phobiadefinitionphobia(for-foe-de-ya-def-in-nish-un)-The fear of 4 definitions with the word "phobia" in them in a row.

LOLOL(el-oh-el-oh-el)-"laugh out laugh out loud," or "laugh out loud out loud"

Antigravity Cat Toast(ann-tie-grav-it-tee cat tost)- What happens when you strap a cat, witch always lands on its feet, to buttered toast, witch always lands butter-side-down, and drop them.

Florgian Bog Worm(floor-gee-an bog wurm)- What I'll hunt you down like if you plagerize anything I write(there is an alternate option of what to be hunted down like, see my bio for it).

DarnitIcantsleep Syndrome(darn-it-eye-cant-sleep sin-drome)-What I unfortunately suffer from.

Mexican food factor (mecs-ick-an food fac-tour)- A major part of DarnitIcantsleep Syndrome.

Obscure Obsessed Embaressed Disorder(ub-skure ub-sessed em-bare-est dis-or-der)- Known also as O.O.E.D, it is when you are totally obsessed over something that almost no one has heard of before and you're too embaressed to talk about it.

Disctraction(dis-tract-shun)-Somthing that causes someone to-OH! WHAT'S THAT!