4A/N: Here's a very strange conversation I had just now. The "astherootsundo13" person is SUPPOSEDLY my friend Amy. I IMed her in the intentions of talking to her, but this is what I go instead...O.o
Just a few references, Estelle and Callie are my friends, and Amy is the one I'm SUPPOSED to be talking to. Zach is this guy that I love to death, and yesterday night, we saw him at Battle of the Bands. He played his guitar AMAZINGLY and stuffs. He also waved, which many of my friends think was intended for me. Also, I bolded everything I said to make things easier for you.
warriorsjunkie19 (7:44:04 PM): oh my God
astherootsundo13 (7:44:23 PM): sa?
warriorsjunkie19 (7:44:36 PM): xD Callie played "Girlfriend" (the Avril Lavigne one) in the car on the way to ice skating.
warriorsjunkie19 (7:44:43 PM): SO MY THEME SONG
astherootsundo13 (7:44:46 PM): bllllegh
warriorsjunkie19 (7:44:46 PM): just sayin
astherootsundo13 (7:44:47 PM): xD
astherootsundo13 (7:44:53 PM): k
astherootsundo13 (7:44:53 PM): fl;sADRb
astherootsundo13 (7:45:00 PM): HAHAHA!
astherootsundo13 (7:45:02 PM): I ATE AMY!
warriorsjunkie19 (7:45:08 PM): ...
warriorsjunkie19 (7:45:11 PM): ?
warriorsjunkie19 (7:45:22 PM): who is this?
astherootsundo13 (7:45:45 PM): I'M GOD.
warriorsjunkie19 (7:45:50 PM): Aah.
warriorsjunkie19 (7:45:52 PM): sup
astherootsundo13 (7:46:00 PM): NOT MUCH. RULING EARTH.
warriorsjunkie19 (7:46:04 PM): sweet
astherootsundo13 (7:46:05 PM): AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE
astherootsundo13 (7:46:11 PM): BUT YOU GUYS ARE VERY PESKY
warriorsjunkie19 (7:46:12 PM): listen, i have a few things i gotta tell you..
warriorsjunkie19 (7:46:19 PM): x
astherootsundo13 (7:46:19 PM): GO AHEAD
warriorsjunkie19 (7:46:20 PM): D
astherootsundo13 (7:46:21 PM): I GOT TIME
warriorsjunkie19 (7:46:25 PM): cool
warriorsjunkie19 (7:46:28 PM): er...
astherootsundo13 (7:46:36 PM): YES?
warriorsjunkie19 (7:46:59 PM): you're world is falling apart, marylin monroe gets me angry, and i love you
warriorsjunkie19 (7:47:03 PM): your
warriorsjunkie19 (7:47:19 PM): and zelda rox meh sox
warriorsjunkie19 (7:47:25 PM): thank you for creating it
astherootsundo13 (7:47:28 PM): OH, TOTALLY
astherootsundo13 (7:47:51 PM): IF I HAD SOCKS (I AM OMNIPRESENT, YOU SEE) ZELDA WOULD ROCK THEM TOO
warriorsjunkie19 (7:48:01 PM): why are you typing in caps?
astherootsundo13 (7:48:17 PM): BECAUSE I'M GOD
warriorsjunkie19 (7:48:24 PM): just because you're God doesn't mean you have to type with caps...
astherootsundo13 (7:48:33 PM): IF I DID NOT TYPE IN CAPS, IT WOULD NOT PROJECT THE FULLNESS OF MY GODLY VOICE
warriorsjunkie19 (7:48:40 PM): Oh
warriorsjunkie19 (7:48:45 PM): like the lost skeleton of cadavra?
astherootsundo13 (7:48:58 PM): I LOVE THAT MOVIE
warriorsjunkie19 (7:49:07 PM): nn i know
astherootsundo13 (7:49:08 PM): I WANTED TO PLAY THE SKELETON
warriorsjunkie19 (7:49:10 PM): it rox
astherootsundo13 (7:49:11 PM): BUT THEY WOULDN'T LET ME
warriorsjunkie19 (7:49:15 PM): xD you should've
astherootsundo13 (7:49:15 PM): EVEN THOUGH I'M GOD
astherootsundo13 (7:49:25 PM): I TOTALLY WOULD'VE DONE IT BETTER
warriorsjunkie19 (7:49:26 PM): i guess for athiest purposes
warriorsjunkie19 (7:49:50 PM): athiest people would've ben like, "I DO NOT SUPPORT THE USING OF GOD IN THIS FILM."
astherootsundo13 (7:49:54 PM): SPEAKING OF THOSE IGNORANT ATHIETS, I HAVE SOME SMITING TO DO
warriorsjunkie19 (7:50:01 PM): xD you go smite the
warriorsjunkie19 (7:50:03 PM): m
astherootsundo13 (7:50:20 PM): OH YES. WHOLE CIVILIZATIONS ARE WAITING
astherootsundo13 (7:50:24 PM): HM
astherootsundo13 (7:50:26 PM): I'M HUNGRY
warriorsjunkie19 (7:50:30 PM): ...
warriorsjunkie19 (7:50:35 PM): then..go eat?
warriorsjunkie19 (7:50:36 PM): but
warriorsjunkie19 (7:50:39 PM): you just ate amy
astherootsundo13 (7:50:59 PM): SHE WAS SMALL
astherootsundo13 (7:51:23 PM): NOT SUFFICIENT ENOUGH FOR MY OMNIPRESENT STOMACH.
warriorsjunkie19 (7:51:34 PM): ah
warriorsjunkie19 (7:51:41 PM): then go eat some athiests
astherootsundo13 (7:51:55 PM): I SHALL
warriorsjunkie19 (7:52:21 PM): see you aroud God
warriorsjunkie19 (7:52:26 PM): I'll be praying later tonight
astherootsundo13 (7:52:28 PM): YES.
warriorsjunkie19 (7:52:30 PM): around bedtime
astherootsundo13 (7:52:33 PM): OH, AND BY THE WAY
warriorsjunkie19 (7:52:35 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (7:52:43 PM): I'LL GIVE THAT ZACH CHARACTER A TALKING-TO
warriorsjunkie19 (7:52:51 PM): xD you don't have to
astherootsundo13 (7:52:52 PM): I WATCHED HIS PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT
warriorsjunkie19 (7:52:58 PM): oh dear
warriorsjunkie19 (7:53:01 PM): what do YOU think?
astherootsundo13 (7:53:05 PM): HE WAS VERY SINFUL AND VAIN
astherootsundo13 (7:53:07 PM): YE
astherootsundo13 (7:53:09 PM): YET
warriorsjunkie19 (7:53:13 PM): i kow AMY thinks he likes me
astherootsundo13 (7:53:16 PM): HE PLAYED WITH A PASSION
warriorsjunkie19 (7:53:20 PM): yes he did
astherootsundo13 (7:53:34 PM): I CANNOT INFORM YOU OF HIS TRUE FEELINGS
warriorsjunkie19 (7:53:40 PM): aw
astherootsundo13 (7:53:41 PM): I MUST REMAIN IMPARTIAL
warriorsjunkie19 (7:53:47 PM): did you see him wave?
warriorsjunkie19 (7:54:01 PM): headdesk do you know if he was waving to meeeee?
astherootsundo13 (7:54:50 PM): I STILL MUST REMAIN IMPARTIAL. BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS
warriorsjunkie19 (7:54:58 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (7:54:59 PM): I SMILE ON HIM. HE IS KIND AND PHILOSOPHICAL
astherootsundo13 (7:55:12 PM): ALTHOUGH HE THINKS TOO MUCH OF HIMSELF
astherootsundo13 (7:55:17 PM): BUT HE HAS GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC
warriorsjunkie19 (7:55:21 PM): - yeah
warriorsjunkie19 (7:55:35 PM): oh well
warriorsjunkie19 (7:55:38 PM): nice chat
astherootsundo13 (7:55:44 PM): I SHALL APPEAR TO HIM AT NIGHT
astherootsundo13 (7:55:50 PM): SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR
warriorsjunkie19 (7:55:57 PM): xD bye-bye!
astherootsundo13 (7:56:08 PM): MY STOMACH FEELS STRANGE
warriorsjunkie19 (7:56:11 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (7:56:15 PM): JYHG
warriorsjunkie19 (7:56:19 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (7:56:21 PM): CN M
warriorsjunkie19 (7:56:21 PM): OH NO
astherootsundo13 (7:56:31 PM): gosh, that was odd
astherootsundo13 (7:56:34 PM): OH, GOTTA GO
warriorsjunkie19 (7:56:34 PM): xD
warriorsjunkie19 (7:56:36 PM): God barfed you
astherootsundo13 (7:56:37 PM): GOODBYE!
astherootsundo13 (7:56:42 PM): yes, god barfed me
warriorsjunkie19 (7:56:47 PM): BYE GOD!
astherootsundo13 (7:56:50 PM): oh, by the way...
warriorsjunkie19 (7:56:53 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (7:57:00 PM): nevermind
warriorsjunkie19 (7:57:02 PM): ?
warriorsjunkie19 (7:57:04 PM): pfft
warriorsjunkie19 (7:57:49 PM): ?
warriorsjunkie19 (7:57:51 PM): AMY
warriorsjunkie19 (7:58:31 PM): ...cries Amy..
astherootsundo13 (7:58:33 PM): Mmmmm...that was tastey...
warriorsjunkie19 (7:58:37 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (7:58:39 PM): Hi.
warriorsjunkie19 (7:58:48 PM): What was tastey?
astherootsundo13 (7:58:52 PM): I'm Kris.
warriorsjunkie19 (7:58:55 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (7:58:57 PM): Amy was tastey
warriorsjunkie19 (7:59:01 PM): Oh jez
warriorsjunkie19 (7:59:05 PM): jeez
warriorsjunkie19 (7:59:09 PM): okay, kris who?
astherootsundo13 (7:59:21 PM): Kringle
warriorsjunkie19 (7:59:27 PM): cough
warriorsjunkie19 (7:59:29 PM): Santa?
astherootsundo13 (7:59:36 PM): I HATE THAT NICKNAME
warriorsjunkie19 (7:59:42 PM): Ahem, sorry.
astherootsundo13 (7:59:49 PM): It's so...
warriorsjunkie19 (7:59:51 PM): Okay Kirs.
astherootsundo13 (7:59:54 PM): jolly
warriorsjunkie19 (7:59:55 PM): Kris
warriorsjunkie19 (8:00:04 PM): How's the north pole?
astherootsundo13 (8:00:08 PM): Cold.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:00:13 PM): xD I supposed do.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:00:15 PM): so
astherootsundo13 (8:00:17 PM): BUT THE SEALS MAKE IT ALL BETTER!
warriorsjunkie19 (8:00:22 PM): Aw!
warriorsjunkie19 (8:00:27 PM): Can I have a seal for Christmas?
warriorsjunkie19 (8:00:30 PM): No
warriorsjunkie19 (8:00:34 PM): I want one thing for Christmas.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:00:39 PM): Guess who!
warriorsjunkie19 (8:00:44 PM): cough I mean what!
astherootsundo13 (8:01:03 PM): I know.
astherootsundo13 (8:01:08 PM): I've been watching
astherootsundo13 (8:01:08 PM): you
astherootsundo13 (8:01:13 PM): along with the rest of the children world
warriorsjunkie19 (8:01:22 PM): Have I been good in your book?
astherootsundo13 (8:01:37 PM): hmmm...decent.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:01:47 PM): Okay, I've read a few lemons here an there..
warriorsjunkie19 (8:01:50 PM): but who doesn't?
warriorsjunkie19 (8:01:51 PM): -
astherootsundo13 (8:02:01 PM): You friend Callie
astherootsundo13 (8:02:03 PM): And Estelle
warriorsjunkie19 (8:02:07 PM): ...
warriorsjunkie19 (8:02:15 PM): What about them?
astherootsundo13 (8:02:23 PM): They don't read lemons
warriorsjunkie19 (8:02:27 PM): No...
warriorsjunkie19 (8:02:31 PM): and?
astherootsundo13 (8:02:42 PM): I just felt the need to contradict you.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:02:48 PM): Okee.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:02:54 PM): What else have I done that's bad?
astherootsundo13 (8:03:13 PM):You lust after that boy, Zach.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:03:23 PM): How's this bad, exactly?
astherootsundo13 (8:03:48 PM): Lust is a deadly sin.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:04:18 PM): cough It's not like I can help it...
warriorsjunkie19 (8:04:29 PM): Believe me, I don't want to..
warriorsjunkie19 (8:04:32 PM): It's painful.
astherootsundo13 (8:05:08 PM): The Muffin Man complains about you as well
warriorsjunkie19 (8:05:25 PM): ...Do I not eat enough muffins in my daily diet?
astherootsundo13 (8:06:27 PM): He thinks so.
astherootsundo13 (8:06:34 PM): but then again, neither do I
astherootsundo13 (8:06:38 PM): I like my cake
warriorsjunkie19 (8:06:47 PM): xD Cake is good, eh Kris?
warriorsjunkie19 (8:06:57 PM): brb Mom's calling
warriorsjunkie19 (8:07:05 PM): And I'm going to be a good girl and answer her.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:08:12 PM): Back
warriorsjunkie19 (8:08:21 PM): And no I didn't just cuss...shifty eyes
astherootsundo13 (8:09:50 PM): oh, did you now?
warriorsjunkie19 (8:09:57 PM): No
warriorsjunkie19 (8:10:00 PM): I mean
astherootsundo13 (8:10:00 PM): You know I'm watching every moment of your life
warriorsjunkie19 (8:10:05 PM): pfft
warriorsjunkie19 (8:10:13 PM): My dad just painted the door
warriorsjunkie19 (8:10:18 PM): I accidentally closed it
warriorsjunkie19 (8:10:23 PM): I'M SORRY!
astherootsundo13 (8:11:23 PM): You're forgiven
astherootsundo13 (8:11:30 PM): God tells me you're a good girl at heart.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:11:43 PM): Aw, thanks.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:11:47 PM): Wait, you speak to God too?
warriorsjunkie19 (8:12:04 PM): We just had a conversation bewfore hej barfed up Amy.
astherootsundo13 (8:12:19 PM): Oh dear
warriorsjunkie19 (8:12:25 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (8:12:25 PM): Amy's barfable?
warriorsjunkie19 (8:12:31 PM): Xd Yes
astherootsundo13 (8:12:33 PM): kl;jfs;kl;ka
astherootsundo13 (8:12:34 PM): a
astherootsundo13 (8:12:34 PM): sl;
warriorsjunkie19 (8:12:35 PM): xD
warriorsjunkie19 (8:12:38 PM): Oh dear
astherootsundo13 (8:12:48 PM): ...ewwww
warriorsjunkie19 (8:12:52 PM): Amy?
warriorsjunkie19 (8:13:28 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (8:13:49 PM): that was...unpleasant.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:14:34 PM): Ew, you're covered in stomach-slime
warriorsjunkie19 (8:14:39 PM): grimaces
astherootsundo13 (8:15:40 PM): munchmunch
astherootsundo13 (8:15:46 PM): Amy's a very delicious person
astherootsundo13 (8:15:48 PM): :P
warriorsjunkie19 (8:16:02 PM): headdesk
warriorsjunkie19 (8:16:06 PM): Who is this?
astherootsundo13 (8:16:10 PM): Charlotte
warriorsjunkie19 (8:16:15 PM): cough
warriorsjunkie19 (8:16:17 PM): Oh dear...
warriorsjunkie19 (8:16:28 PM): Charlotte, why did you eat Amy?
astherootsundo13 (8:16:36 PM): hey, what's...ow...hold on
astherootsundo13 (8:16:37 PM): ow.
astherootsundo13 (8:16:39 PM): OW!
warriorsjunkie19 (8:16:44 PM): ?
astherootsundo13 (8:16:44 PM): OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
astherootsundo13 (8:16:45 PM): OW!
warriorsjunkie19 (8:16:48 PM): CHARLOTTE
astherootsundo13 (8:16:51 PM): Hey sa, i'm back.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:16:51 PM): CHARLTOTE
warriorsjunkie19 (8:16:55 PM): Amy?
astherootsundo13 (8:16:58 PM): yup!
warriorsjunkie19 (8:17:06 PM): Okay, this is strange.
warriorsjunkie19 (8:17:13 PM): Why are people eating you...
astherootsundo13 (8:17:23 PM): because i'm YUMMY!
warriorsjunkie19 (8:17:27 PM): cough
warriorsjunkie19 (8:17:40 PM): I'll, er, take your word for it.
More A/N: Charltote is another friend too. The convo went on, but it wasn't as interesting. nn
PLEASE DO NOT FEEL OFFENDED (unless you're Athiest)! I BELIEVE IN ONE GOD VERY SERIOUSLY. 3