What I got from the movie my BFF Double AA described to me:

Giving what slave girl wants

Unsafe relationships

Murder

Nerdiness

Rubies

Tall Towers

BLAMS

Walls

Sixteen years

Seven sons...four...three

Picnics

Marrying at sixteen

Stars and dust

Fairy-tale type tests

NOW there's a guardian-would have been nice sixteen yrs ago to stop baby

Single-parent families

Candle

Swish

Girls in craters

Game

Chaining up women

High flying necklaces

Witchcraft

Girls from spaceeternal youth

More murder and desecration

Mixed-up priorities

Slavery

Lies for personal gain

Unrequited false love

Ditzy teenagers

Church meetings

Using church leaders to commit murder

Toast

Dying bishops

Poison

Drinking out of other people's cups

7...4...3...2

Still hanging together even though ones a killer

Consorting with witches

Chaining to trees

Being nice to slaves so he can force someone to like him

Unicorns and freedom

Magic inn

Sleepy stars

Happy stars

Killing stars

Big get together

More murder

Nerd to the rescue!

Clouds

Flying pirates

Robert deNiro

Officially king

Shakespeare... will there be Romeo somewhere?

Stars are a valuable commodity

British

Shouting

Falling out window...again

Taking girls into private cabin

Mannequin

Cross-dressing pirates who throw people out windows

Gayness

Fish and chips

Lightning deliveries

Searching for things that aren't theirs

Somewhere else

Nerd-be-gone

Coming up!

Lots of traveling

Meet witch who enslaved nerds mom

Curses of no star

Mice in cages

Says stuff

Mushiness

More inns-think they would learn a lesson

Prince-dude and witch-person team up

Awkward conversations

Awhhhh... they're in love!

All manly now

Chopping off star hair

Dueling

Stars become dust

Running back and forth

Love triangle

Mom of nerd saves day

Witch, princess-slave, nerd-mouse, and star

Mom is bird

Mom has magic chain

Everyone is chasing star

Kidnapping

Wild goose chase

Big dark and black

Make friends: nerd and prince

Prince is nerds uncle

No one has a name

Emperor of Rome

Reunion

Prince fights witches

Voodoo

Dead prince

Nerd fight witches

Body fights guy

Ghosts of princes

Funny comments

Star is chained again

Mirrors break

Killed witch

Star, guy, mom walk away

Pick up necklace

Nerd is true king

Star and king

Get old and go live in stars

HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

A/N: These are what I got out of the description. Some notes aren't from the movie, just little side conversations during the description. When I went back and read the actual plot summary on-line, there are a lot of things I was obviously fuzzy on. When you review, guess what movie this is from.