Funny Quotes of my Life

Funny Quotes of my Life

Chapter 2

You killed my pig!

21. Me: "Strange…This chicken tastes like the chicken nuggets at my School."

Chloe: "That's because it's REAL chicken!"

Me: "LIES! The School chicken is not real! It's FAAAAAKE chicken!"

Chloe: "Eat the Chicken!"

Me: "You mean Eat the FAAAAAAKE CHICKEN! FAKE! ALL LIES!"

Mom: "Eat the chicken."

Me: "Yes mommy…"

22. Matt: "The guitar looks like a flat pear…On a toothpick…"

23. Me: "Chloe!"

Chloe: "Laurel!"

Me: "Laurel!"

Chloe: "Chloe!"

Me: "HIIIII!"

Chloe: "Your FAAAAACE!"

24. Sam: "Now we can eat our Hotdogs and beans!"

Me: (Spits out Milk And burst out laughing)

25. Janice: "SHUT YOUR FACE!"

Me: "….How?"

26. Cody C: "My Ass hurts…"

Me: "And I need to know about your gay sex life because…?"

Cody C:" For the last time, I'm not - Oh hey Mike!"

Me: (Stares)

27. Dad: "Hi Booger Nose!" (Referring to my dog)

28. Matt: "Toilet seats are sexy!"

29: Me: (Sits)

April: "Wait!"

Me: "What?"

April: "You sat on my pig!"

Me: "What?!" (looks down and sees a pig in a blanket under my leg)

April: "You killed my pig!"

Me: "It was already Dead!"

April: "PIG KILLER!"

Me: (Sighs)

30. Chloe: "Cowabooga!"

Me: "Don't you mean Cowabunga?"

Chloe: "NO! COOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAA!"

Me: "….Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…" (Walks away)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for reading the next chapter! More later!