12Authors note: this was inspired by a conversation on the RRA forum. Dedicated to my RRA sisters.
The class known as 10B was sitting there in small groups of friends chatting away about the latest news on everything and anything when the teacher came in with an evil grin on his face.
"Uhoh" Aaron mumbled "that expression always means something"
"You should know you use it enough times" Stephanie retorted "besides he might be happy because the Headmaster popped his clogs"
The rest of their little group attempted to smother their laughter but failed.
"Popped his clogs? Who on Earth uses that?" Melissa asked smirking
"Apparently Stephanie" Alice said the corners of her lips tugging upwards.
"Attention class" the teacher said grinning
"Besides the Headmaster wouldn't die he's a cockroach like that" Aimee hissed
"SILENCE BEFORE I KEEP YOU BEHIND AFTER THE BELL!"
The whole class immediately fell silent and sat up straighter to show they were listening to the teacher.
"Now 10B, today from the request of Mr Pritchard I will be talking about sex with you"
"Holy shit" said Ashley loudly his mouth dropping and letting the sandwich he was eating fall out.
"ew" Sam said edging away from him in her seat.
"Please don't eat in class Ashley lunch was just five minutes ago" the Teacher said rolling his eyes "and watch your language I do not want to spend my free time with you in detention"
The class was trying hard not to let their revolt be vocalised not only did Ashley Adams show the contents of his mouth but the idea of talking about sex with their form tutor…
"Now when a man loves a woman…" the Teacher started mockingly earning a few snorts from some of the students.
"Or when a man loves a man or a woman loves a woman" Melissa muttered under her breath
"Please don't" Aaron muttered looking white; it was well known that he was slightly homophobic and the images of men loving me and woman loving woman was not helping him keep his lunch down.
"You're being ridiculous" Stephanie hissed
"Don't care"
"Excuse me you two got something to share?"
"No sir" the two of them chanted giving him innocent smiles. The teacher nodded and turned away.
"Teacher pets" Melissa muttered in between coughs.
"Jealous much?" Aaron asked raising an eyebrow
"Not really"
"Now as I was saying when a man loves a woman he wants to show it by-"
"Shagging her senseless" Danny said knowingly
"Not what I was going to say but it'll do" the teacher said shrugging "now he does it by-"
"OK, OK!" Laura shouted "you can stop there I don't want any details I've just eaten"
"Laura it is a perfectly natural thing, you're parents do it, I do it, the Headmaster does it"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" the class squealed some bashed their heads against the table and others covered their faces.
"Don't need the image, get it out, get it out, someone get it out" Stephanie pleaded; Aimee rolled her eyes and smacked her friend in back of the head. "ow!" Stephanie said rubbing her head.
"Well shall we skip the description and go on to protection" the teacher asked sympathising with the teenagers. The whole class nodded mutely and he began a lecture on the different methods the teens all sighed in relief and listened silently (for once). "now any questions?"
"Does it hurt?" Alice piped up
"Probably for a woman" the teacher said
"Is it messy?" Laura asked "I heard it's all messy because of the guys cum and all"
"It could be" the teacher said curtly
"Are you a virgin sir?"
"I'm a father of three"
"Doesn't answer the question you could have adopted them"
"No I am not a virgin" the teacher said rolling his eyes
"Sir is it true you're gay?"
"I am a father of three"
"Doesn't answer the question"
"I pray that my children will never act like you Ashley" the teacher said "now any other questions?"
"Can we never talk about this again?" Hannah asked hopefully
"Sorry didn't I tell you? Next week Mr Pritchard wants to talk about it to you"
The whole class groaned.