The Terrible Teddy Bear Tiff

Teddy One

and Teddy Two

had a tiff.

Teddy One

hit Teddy Two

And Teddy Two

he threw his shoe,

even though his shoe was new,

but neither Teddy yet was through!

Teddy One said

You're just fat!

and Two replied,

You dirty rat!

and after that...

Teddy One

and Teddy Two

were sent to bed

for being rude.

And that was the end

of the Teddy Bear Tiff


Teddy Two

says it's up to you

to replace that shoe

that he threw...

He says it's your fault,

which is almost true,

because Teddy and Teddy...

they fought over you!