Around my berd deh do dere stand

Fellas from every city

From Bermingham to London town

And they do all smell quite shitty.

But itud be a crime to start,

To do them in right now

Aside from the fact the busies are here

Shes a ugly fuckin cow.

So me mate I only see

One possible course of action

I might end up in the nick

But at least I won't be in traction:

Al wait until we get home

Where there won't be quite so many

Al start a row, she'll throw a plate

An al kick'er in the fanny.