5Sung to the tune of 'the Twelve Days of Christmas'… though, not exactly. Gotta play with some syllables to make this baby sound right ;D
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
An oversized red hoodie.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie.
On the third day of Christmas,
my bartenders sent to me
Three glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
The patrons sent to me
Four slinking stalkers,
Three glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true enemy sent to me
Five pervy poolhouses,
Four slinking stalkers,
Three glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true friend sent to me
Six unfinished fanfics,
Five pervy poolhouses,
Four slinking stalkers,
Three glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven harem members,
Six unfinished fanfics,
Five pervy poolhouses,
Four slinking stalkers,
Three glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my bartenders sent to me
Eight late-night perv-offs,
Seven harem members,
Six unfinished fanfics,
Five pervy poolhouses,
Four slinking stalkers,
Three glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
The patrons sent to me
Nine fresh reviews,
Eight late night perv-offs,
Seven harem members,
Six unfinished fanfics,
Five pervy poolhouses,
Four slinking stalkers,
Three glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true enemy sent to me
Ten bar-wide fist fights,
Nine fresh reviews,
Eight late night perv-offs,
Seven harem members,
Six unfinished fanfics,
Five pervy poolhouses,
Four slinking stalkers,
Three glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true friend sent to me
Eleven homeless plot bunnies,
Ten bar-wide fist fights,
Nine fresh reviews,
Eight late night perv-offs ,
Seven harem members,
Six unfinished fanfics,
Five pervy poolhouses,
Four slinking stalkers,
Three Glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And an oversized red hoodie.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve twisted wishes,
Eleven homeless plot bunnies,
Ten bar-wide fist fights,
Nine fresh reviews,
Eight late night perv-offs ,
Seven harem members,
Six unfinished fanfics,
Five pervy poolhouses,
Four slinking stalkers,
Three Glomping Gobs,
Two inflated egos,
And just four more years to go~
a/n: So, what did y'all think? review and let me know. Hate it? Love it? Want to send various childhood figures after it? Maybe you have an idea to make this better...
Just lemme know~
Cae
p.s. 3 Gobs would be the end of the world... This is a (hopefully) hypothetical one. Also, there are now 6, read it, 6 poolhouses... I just didn't feel like rewriting it.