Long brown extensions dyed blonde horizontal
False eyelashes and pale blue-green eyes
Seems to look great from only one angle
But I don't know her, she's an internet whore
Makes her own attire and sells it on eBay
Sells prints of herself on DeviantArt
Has half of MySpace as friends on her profile
But I don't know her, she's an internet whore
Straightedge and loves what MTV tells her
Has expensive taste and yet somehow is trashcore
Her last name is tossed in lax conversations
But I don't know her, she's an internet whore
Her pictures are doctored, her scene's getting boring
Her fame is limited to MySpace and haters
Who knows what happens after she signs off
But I don't know her, she's an internet whore