I want a guy that doesn't mind if I can one up him in certain things. In fact, he embraces them, using them to both of our benefits. I want a guy that annoys me to the point that I want to hit him. I want a guy that can make me laugh when I'm crying. I want a guy that gets jealous, but not to the point of hurting another. I want a guy that doesn't compliment me. It makes me feel awkward. I want a guy that does not make me feel awkward at all.

I know some stories love that bullshit, the whole; he's only making me blush because he loves how I look. No. Just… just no. That's not an equal relationship. That's him having power over you, that's him making you know it.

Would you like me to explain the other things on my list? I'll do it anyway.

Compliments, they're supposed to make you feel good, right? I guess they do. But they make me feel awkward, because occasionally I'll get so annoyed of people complimenting me that I'll just answer to them one day, I know! My god, I get it already.

Compliments annoy me. One reason would be when you don't see anything that is worth complimenting about the other person. If you compliment someone, don't you normally expect a compliment back? On the other hand, is that just me? If someone says I like your shirt, you would just say thank you and turn away? Even if they're sitting right next to you? I feel awkward then, so I try to explain to my boyfriends that I do not like compliments from them.

I want a guy who gets jealous. I know that's a bad thing. Nevertheless, I find it extremely hot. If I'm flirting with a guy, I don't want my boyfriend to shrug it off like 'hey, it doesn't matter what she does, she's with me anyway.' That's like the equivalence to arrogance. He thinks he's so great that he'll never lose me. Once again a guy showing he has power over you.

I want a guy who can make me laugh while I'm crying. Really, who the hell doesn't want that? That show's he'll support you. You won't fall off an emotional cliff; instead, he'll pull you back…. I cannot believe I said that. Excuse me while I barf. What brought on the completely corny palooza?

Okay, I'm putting on an act. I am a total sap about the corny stuff.

I want a guy that annoys me. Yeah, the complete opposite of the stereotypical girl. The stereotypical girl would want a guy that showers her with love and blah blah blah. I like corn, not cheese. Now, those of you who want that, think for a second. Do you think that the shower of kisses and hugs and worship will entertain you for forty, maybe fifty years?

I would be bored. If he annoys me, I'll be waiting for his comments, trying to guess what he's going to say. Predictability comes with worship. Annoyance comes with excitement. He'll have a personality. He won't cling. It' would be perfect.

Me being better at him in some things. In addition, him accepting it? It means he doesn't mind a challenge.

I've heard girls want shy guys. Is that true? Wow, that means the female species are evolving much too fast for the males. Shy guys are usually the guys that don't act as if you are beneath them because they are male, hear me roar. They're more sensitive.

And I know some of the more normal guys do have the power not to act sexist. Normal meaning not shy or arrogant cocky. A more in between kind of thing. But there will be times when that guy lean more towards one of them. So shy guys are more what we would want.

I'm so glad that guys acting like they are demigods do not turn on so many people. I always thought that was somewhat stupid. What in the world would make us be attracted to that? Those are the wife beaters, rapists… hitlers. Self-confidence, arrogance, cockiness, these things make the power hungry freaks. I mean, sure, a little self-confidence is good, but not so much that you think you can rule the damn world.

I can't really explain it. I really can't explain how I feel about any of these qualities. They draw to me though. If a guy had all these qualities, I'd be the most joyous person. If he wanted to date, or marry, me I wouldn't be able to speak for a week I'd be so shell shocked.

A/N: Well, I don't know why I wrote this, I'm bored. And that's what my friends and I want (I picked the ones they explained… and the me being better at him in something was me (obviously -.-')) in a guy. Review what you guys want in a guy and I may add them. =D this is a two-shot. I'll make the next chapter long I promise. Added something, it's in between me being blah blah and i can't really explain it.