My goodness what's the news?
Did I get any special reviews?
Oh wait, another fat dud,
God, it's some New Blood,
Oh dears, she rhyming again,
Is it really five past seven?

Now hit stop, rewind again,
Put some new input,
Ignore the reviewers,
You're writing random crap,
But then don't so many authors
Already do that?

"Now

Really

You're

Being

Immature,

Do

Something

Inventive"

They'll say, I bet,
Forget poetic construction,
Ignore it's lovely rhythm,
Let them call you 'juvenile',
Does it matter that
You really want to be perceived
With a good profile?